What's your plan once you've acquired superpowers?

You actually expect me to explain my grand scheme? It's not as if James Bond films have taught me nothing.

I plan on going on the run from a government agency who seeks to exploit my powers, helping approximately one person per week (fewer, if any, during the summers) with some relatively uncomplicated problem, then turning down any reward and disappearing into the sunset to the strains of some currently popular emo-rock ditty. That'll run me through the first three or four years, and then for no appreciable reason, I'll sign on with some other government agency and conduct highly improbable but important missions for them, while still helping people with their relatively uncomplicated problems most of the time. That'll only last for like a year, though. I'll pretty much stop after that, but people will fondly recall how I helped other people out (and conveniently forget the whole government-agent phase) until I return for one more big adventure. I won't look very much like I used to, but for some reason, someone who does look a lot like I used to will appear briefly in this adventure.

[emphasis on the plural.]

bzaaaaaaap.

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I would look really hot all airbrushed into a spandex outfit and holding a bottle of Vitamin Water (or whatever).

I will have to convert my cubicle to a secret lair...

...bring justice to evildoers, and work toward world pe...

Nah, who am I kidding. I'd do the laser-eyes thing to those bastards who picked on me. Oh, and scope the hotties with mah X-Ray vision. Rowr!