Do you have a passport?

...I have two. I got a diplomatic passport when I went to Cairo, since I was working at the Embassy, and it had expired by the time I went to Iraq. So I sent it in with my application, and they sent it back with my regular passport. I haven't tried to use it since, but I always have it in an inside pocket when I travel abroad, just in case.

However, I will shortly have to change my answer to "it's in the mail," as it has expired and I will be sending away for a renewal.

I would have one, if there were ever the slightest chance I would have enough money to travel abroad. But, I did spend the first six weeks of my life in Germany, so I imagine I've actually been outside the U.S. longer than Palin has.

An official (red) passport and a civilian (blue) passport. The official passport gets you perks such as front of the line privileges at most int'l airports and waiving of entry fees. But you have to be on orders to use it.