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It took us eleven weeks, but we finally have some teams that have absolutely, positively clinched playoff berths -- and two of four divisions have been clinched as well. Congratulations to the Oak Ridge Trinities on claiming the coveted Stabby Action Banner, as well as The Headbangers for the corresponding award in Fried Soup. The trophies will be awarded at the conclusion of the regular season, just two weeks away!

Congratulations are also in order for the Chicago Rhyparographers, who could still finish second in Caption This, but have racked up a 7-1 divisional record -- best in the league -- which ensures that they cannot be eliminated from playoff contention by our first tiebreaker.

Time again for that slightly less popular internet phenomenon: No Girls, Eleven Couplets.

Headbangers won, so Fried Soup's race is done.
With just one more, they'll claim seed #1.
      Final Score: Arcane Nitehawkez 83 -- The Headbangers 100.8.

Defenestrators fell short once again,
Now that Manning's living up to his name.
      Final Score: Fargo Arborists 88.3 -- The Defenestrators 67.8.

Oak Ridge won in a narrow decision,
Thereby clinching their Stabby division.
      Final Score: Oak Ridge Trinities 76.5 -- Army of Darkness 70.4.

The Beefalo Balls were pillaged once more,
Despite amassing a pretty good score.
      Final Score: Beefalo Balls 79.4 -- Pacific Coast Pirates 92.6.

KingDead's team's done with divisional play,
And they have made the playoffs, come what may.
      Final Score: Chicago Rhyparographers 68.3 -- The Iron Yuppies 38.8.

Underdog Cheatahs have now won two straight --
Better than never, but boy, is it late.
      Final Score: Baystate Wicked Cheatahs 96.1 -- Grim And Frostbitten 74.3.

The Petersons' RBs put them ahead,
But their post-season hopes are all but dead.
      Final Score: Amherst The Show 73 -- The Wrong Petersons 81.8.

Edgewater busted the Ghost, and kept pace
In the still-unfolding Caption This race.
      Final Score: Ghost Of Roger Staubach 42.5 -- Edgewater Fustigators 92.2.

Two straight losses knocked The Hooligans back;
They're now tied for second in Your Mom's pack.
      Final Score: Great Lakes Steamers 107.5 -- The Hooligans 79.2.

By less than a point, mule's team escaped doom:
They're still alive in the race for Your Moom.
      Final Score: The Pantywaists 59.9 -- Los Tastiks 59.

Who'll stop the Titans? They're now 10-0.
Keep them from running, and Collins will throw.

Three really interesting games are slated for Week 12. The race for Caption This hangs in the balance as the 8-3 Edgewater Fustigators take on The Headbangers, still the league's top team at 10-1; the similarly 8-3 Chicago Rhyparographers face off against The Pantywaists, a 7-4 team from Your Mom who are lagging behind their brethren in all the tie-breakers, and therefore need to continue winning to earn a playoff spot. Chicago can clinch the division with a win and an Edgewater loss.

But the Game of the Week is a Your Mom battle (as usual) featuring the newly ascendant Pacific Coast Pirates, who regained the divisional crown this week for the first time since Week 2. Now they have to defend it against The Hooligans, who have lost two straight games in the division after compiling a perfect 4-0 record in the first half of the season. A win for the Irish-men will put them back in the driver's seat; a win for Colin's team clinches them as the top team in Your Mom.

Tune in next week for more Pigskin!