predicate.

It Came From #predicate, post-Flag Day edition

Posted by Erik 1 year ago

electroboy: one of DW's coworkers believes that husbands become confused when other women take care of their children
[1:50pm] MandaX: Is this coworker male or female, eb?
[1:50pm] electroboy: female
[1:50pm] Rawdog: her husband has her duped
[1:50pm] Rawdog: "It's not my fault I slept with another babysitter honey." [and there's more...]

[1:51pm] MandaX: And does she have children herself?
[1:51pm] Shoeburyness: So, from what I'm gathering, she's against marriage now because her husband dumped her because she was cheating and the dude she was screwing didn't want to marry her?
[1:51pm] electroboy: no, i think she (possibly rightly) believes that her husband will fuck the nanny.
[1:51pm] yellownumber5: It makes perfect sense. If you let another woman get her smell on the kids, the father rejects them.
[1:51pm] electroboy: and is trying to find some justification for why that would be.
[1:51pm] • Rawdog chortles
[1:51pm] MandaX: Why, indeed.
[1:51pm] byrne: I've heard you can combat that by rubbing her hands with vanilla extract.
[1:52pm] electroboy: yeah, you push the old wife out of the nest when that happens
[1:52pm] Rawdog: or pouring salt on her... wait, that's slugs.
[1:52pm] electroboy: to be fair, her husband probably would fuck the nanny. he's notoriously badly behaved.
[1:53pm] Rawdog: "but all men are like that! Right? Right??"
[1:53pm] yellownumber5: No, you just found the only one.
[1:53pm] MandaX: So now I'm confused. She's paranoid about other women taking care of their kids... but she works outside the home.
[1:53pm] MandaX: Are the kids supposed to be instead taken care of by, say, the pool boy? Or perhaps just locked in their rooms with a few granola bars during the day?
[1:54pm] mulephone joined the chat room.
[1:54pm] electroboy: she found a very large african woman to care for her children and drives an hour each way to drop them off there.
[1:54pm] MandaX: I mean, I can't imagine male nannies (or daycare workers, or babysitters) are in plentiful supply.
[1:54pm] electroboy: so i'm not sure the husband has ever actually met the nanny
[1:54pm] MandaX: Ah, I see.
[1:55pm] electroboy: daycare is also not acceptable for some reason, i forget why.
[1:55pm] MandaX: So there is a sort of workaround, then. Assuming he hasn't surreptitiously followed her to the nanny's house, because that's What Men Do.
[1:55pm] yellownumber5: All those vaccinated kids.
[1:55pm] electroboy: you've more or less nailed her, y5
[1:56pm] Rawdog: someone needs to
[1:56pm] MandaX: Well, somebody ought to.
[1:56pm] byrne: baZING
[1:56pm] electroboy: heyo!
[1:56pm] Rawdog: hur
[1:56pm] MandaX: Jinx, Raw.
[1:56pm] Rawdog: highfive, more like

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