Predicate Pigskin IV: Week 8

We've got a new leader in the race for the Streak Of Piss, as roops and eaton's Fargo Arborists racked up a fifth straight loss against the usually hapless Headbangers. Meanwhile The Hooligans remain unstoppable, holding a commanding 3-game advantage over their closest rivals in the Silver Streak contest, with only 5 games left in the regular season.

The playoffs are knocking on the door, but two teams won't be answering, as the Chiseled Biceps and The Pantywaists racked up their seventh loss -- and as we recall from past seasons, you generally need at least a 7-6 record to play in the post-season. By the same token, The Hooligans, The Show, and the Great Lakes Steamers have all pretty much clinched playoff berths already with 7+ wins. That still leaves 5 spots unclaimed, though, and with nine of our teams at 3-5, there's a lot of room to move up the ladder...