It Came From #predicate, Predicate Classic Political Repartee Edition™

electroboy: have you been receiving suggestive emails from the first lady as well, scotty and squorch?
[10:41am] squorch: nah
[10:42am] electroboy: "Eric --I'm excited for the chance to meet you and whoever you decide to bring to dinner. I really hope you give this a shot"
[10:42am] electroboy: subject line: Eric, I want to meet you
[10:42am] pfox___: woah, she's open-minded.
[10:42am] • scottydont checks gmail folder "Wants Money"
[10:43am] scottydont: why yes, I did get that one
[10:43am] pfox___: ive yet to donate to the dummycrats, so no suggestive emails for me.
[10:43am] squorch: dhimmicrats
[10:43am] scottydont: man, this folder has more democrats than Ted Kennedy's funeral
[10:43am] squorch: obummer
[10:43am] squorch: HEYO
[10:44am] electroboy: i thought obummer was at least novel the first time i heard it
[10:44am] scottydont: obozo is my least favorite
[10:44am] electroboy: 50 year old pop culture references, ftw!
[10:44am] pfox___: obomination!
[10:45am] pfox___: we makes me imagine obama as shambling, shapeless, lovecraftian horror of progressive politics
[10:45am] scottydont: if only
[10:45am] pfox___: which, even
[10:45am] scottydont: the most lovecraftian major politician would probably be Newt I suppose
[10:45am] electroboy: Yes, we can, be devoured first!
[10:46am] • pfox___ lol'd.
[10:46am] squorch: pfft, there is no beginning or ending to the devouring
[10:46am] squorch: there is only the rending of flesh
[10:46am] scottydont: the bull pulpit is acutally made of pulped bulls
[10:46am] pfox___: and the theft of hard-earned income.
[10:47am] MandaX: It's probably a terrible reflection on me as a human being that I actually do strategize a little bit about when to make political donations, in hopes of getting the best swag.
[10:47am] scottydont: Manda only rocks the finest tote bags
[10:47am] pfox___: If want an image of the future, imagine a boot redistributing the income of hard-working, small business owners -- for ever.
[10:47am] electroboy: i don't know, this sounds more like ron paul's gig to me: "Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."
[10:47am] Humberto: "These Herman Cain slippers are great!"
[10:48am] MandaX: My least favorite disparaging nickname for Obama is, sadly, "B.O." Which is the one that my otherwise dear mother-in-law uses.
[10:48am] squorch: not the proper BHO?
[10:48am] pfox___: Box/Home Office!
[10:48am] scottydont: this seems oddly relevant http://www.theonion.com/articles/osprey-devours-lion-in-massive-foodchai...
[10:48am] MandaX: I'm waiting for the Cain campaign to come out with branded negligees.
[10:48am] mulebot: "Osprey Devours Lion In Massive Food-Chain Shake-Up | The Onion - America's Finest News Source"
[10:48am] mulebot: "DAR ES SALAAM—With its dramatic depiction of an osprey stalking, killing, and eating a lion, a video released Tuesday reveals what alarmed scientists have described as a massive and shocking disruption of the global food chain. The graphic footage, ..."
[10:49am] pfox___: MandaX: Donate now and you'll get entered in a drawing to win your very own chance to have a meeting with Herman Cain so that you can later lodge sexual harassment claims of your own!
[10:50am] MandaX: Now THAT's what I'm talking about, pf.
[10:50am] squorch: see what everyone's talking about!
[10:50am] electroboy: yes, i know mandax, she's an acquaintance that i thought was a friend.
[10:50am] pfox___: it's sad that journalists, in their total lack of introspective capacity, are actually spilling ink discussing the "implosion" of his campaign
[10:50am] electroboy: why would a friend tell people about terrible things i did?
[10:51am] scottydont: aren't you tired of being one of the thousands of women who haven't been harassed by Herman Cain
[10:51am] pfox___: given that they, pretty much, manufactured his legitimacy out of pure boredom
[10:51am] scottydont: there was some real conservative support
[10:51am] Humberto: well, if Cain helps female friends out financially without asking for anything, like he claims, that could be quite a windfall
[10:51am] scottydont: at least as far as I could discern by reading comments at NRO and the like
[10:51am] electroboy: he's been the conservatives black friend for quite a while now
[10:51am] squorch: "support" being "he's not romney"
[10:51am] electroboy: even mittens namechecked him a few years ago
[10:52am] scottydont: well, they all assumed that CEO = smrt
[10:52am] Topic changed to "[scottydont] aren't you tired of being one of the thousands of women who haven't been harassed by Herman Cain" by MandaX.