Cheevies

After much consideration, I'm installing the "Achievements" module on predicate.org. It allows us to define custom achievements that can unlock badges on each contributor's profile page, because achievement whoring. The pressing question is what achievements?

Because we can write our own achievements and conditions, we need to figure out what distinctively Predicate achievements deserve recognition, and what measurable conditions would lead to their being unlocked. I'm going to be working on tying them in with a bot that listens in IRC, so we can (at least in theory) take IRC stuff into account. Propose any ideas in the form of the achievement's name, its description, and the conditions that would trigger its unlocking...