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It Could Have Been Worse, MNF edition

published by Ajax on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 10:00am

Yesterday's Monday Night Football contest between the Eagles and the Seahawks was a real bust. The score was 42-0 Seahawks with 14:00 left in the third quarter, and there it would remain for the rest of the game.

<Ajax> MNF should apologize for yesterday's game.

<Ajax> They should have flipped away and showed us one of the good ones from Sunday.

<kaz> Heh.

<stankow> "Folks, we're really sorry about this game. Instead of the fourth quarter, we now present an 'America's Funniest Home Videos' special featuring all crotch shots."

<Ajax> "...we now present the extended version of 'I Like It, I Love It', with the verses from all 13 weeks of MNF so far!"

...But surely it could have been worse. How? You tell us!

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instead of Tim

Permalink Submitted by scottydont on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 1:15pm.

Here are some ideas I thought of instead of tim mcgraw's recap:

--Ozzie Osbourne attempting to read a text printout of the week's results, printed in 6 point font.

--Unintelligible Norwegian Death Metal played over a highlight reel.

--Have the week's recap done in the format of a Q&A with that guy who is T.O.'s agent. "Next Question!"

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I would totally watch that.

Permalink Submitted by byrne on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 8:46pm.

"...we now present the extended version of 'I Like It, I Love It', with the verses from all 13 weeks of MNF so far!"

I would watch the hell out of that. I might do it with the sound off, though.

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