Recontextualizing your core competencies for 21st century e-commerce solutions.

<Ajax> I declare that at least one predicate tagline should be impenetrable .biz speak.
<Ajax> Someone help me come up with one.
<kaz> proactively growing the eBusiness through synergy and...
<kaz> something...
<scottydont> re-contexting your critical workspace synergies.
<Ajax> re-contexting? Not -contextualizing?
<scottydont> as long as we're re- ing something.
<eb> rightsizing?
<scottydont> proactively rightsizing your ecommerce solutions.
<Ajax> 21st century ecommerce solutions.
<Miah> "we need to rightsize our synergies to seamlessly integrate our core competencies"
<eb> paradigm!
<Ajax> As opposed to those appallingly stone-aged ones from 1999.
<scottydont> heh...1999 ecommerce was like. "does it have a e- in the name? let's invest a few million dollars! what could go wrong?"
<Ajax> Snake oil...of the ffffuuuture!
<scottydont> you're thinking of esnakeoil.com. they had a superbowl commerical.
<kaz> okay not only do we need to come up with a tagline, but now this entire conversation has to go in quotes.