From today's Washington Post. (Not technically a perp walk, but same difference.)
Lawyer: "I know, Jack, I know. Black is slimming. I'm just saying maybe that wasn't your top priority today, is all. Just something to think about."
"Maybe if I wear this terrible hat and matching ill-fitting trench coat, DiNiro will gain 90 pounds to play me in the movie."
"No, I don't know that she'll be on the jury. I'm just saying that this is not the best time to tell people that the Redskins suck."
"Mind that pile of dog cra... Damn. Keep walking, just, umm, see what happens when you ignore your lawyer's advice?"
"I coulda had a V-8."
I can't even believe it...indicted on fifteen syrups by a Denny's Grand Slam.
"Hey! Don't boo me! People love Dick Tracy impressions!!"
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New nickname: Jackie Hustle
Lawyer: "I know, Jack, I know. Black is slimming. I'm just saying maybe that wasn't your top priority today, is all. Just something to think about."
"Maybe if I wear this
"Maybe if I wear this terrible hat and matching ill-fitting trench coat, DiNiro will gain 90 pounds to play me in the movie."
Hey there, sports fans
"No, I don't know that she'll be on the jury. I'm just saying that this is not the best time to tell people that the Redskins suck."
"Mind that pile of dog
"Mind that pile of dog cra... Damn. Keep walking, just, umm, see what happens when you ignore your lawyer's advice?"
"I coulda had a V-8."
"I coulda had a V-8."
I can't even believe it
I can't even believe it...indicted on fifteen syrups by a Denny's Grand Slam.
Hey!
"Hey! Don't boo me! People love Dick Tracy impressions!!"