On a very special episode of Predicate

Once again, Wikipedia provides evidence of its mastery of all things trivial, with an entry on the TV's various Very Special Episodes. Summaries include:

Edith is attacked by a rapist on her 50th birthday.
The shows where she lost her virginity.
Sharon takes dieting a bit too far when she models in a show.
Tiffani starts taking steroids when she wants to make the national volleyball team.
Cassidy dates a college guy who tries to take advantage of her with roofies.
Paige gets high and her dreams begin to break apart.
Tootie is lured into kiddie porn by a sneaky photographer.
Natalie is almost raped by a clown on Halloween.
Mike's friend Boner drops out of school and enlists in the military.
Urkel drinks spiked punch at a rooftop party and almost falls from the roof.
When Laura gets assaulted outside of school, a guy at school offers Laura a gun, Urkel tries to stop her. This is one of the most serious episodes of the series, the only comedic scene featuring Urkel rapping. It even ends with a message from Jaleel White about guns.