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We have the technology (or, build your ideal candidate)

published by verb on Mon, 02/27/2006 - 12:05pm

In his recent column, folksy lib'rul Garrison Kiellor wrote that, yes, Presidential candidates SHOULD have military experience. That's important, to be sure, but a President is more than just the Commander-In-Chief. What other must-have experience would your ideal candidate bring to the table?

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All presidential candidates...

Permalink Submitted by verb on Mon, 02/27/2006 - 12:20pm.

...Must have at least four years of experience as single mothers of three living in South Philly. If they do not have this experience, they must intern under one of the aforementioned mothers for no less than eight months before being allowed to set national economic policy.

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FDR?

Permalink Submitted by Erik on Mon, 02/27/2006 - 2:46pm.

I'm somewhat skeptical about the Starship Troopers filter for public office.

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Awesome tattoos?

Permalink Submitted by electroboy on Thu, 03/16/2006 - 5:23pm.

Awesome tattoos?

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