"Now that I've bought this segway, I need to think of a way to look even dumber. Hmm..."
"I'm going to poke this ball with this stick, because why shouldn't I? I'm richer than God, so you will all tell me how awesome I am. Then, I will sit around and enjoy my gigantic piles of money. Again, because I *can*."
An illusionist.
Fuck you all, nowhere in the rules of croquet does it say I have to walk.
"Oh, you mean the other guys bought their segways because of 'polio?!' Whoops! My bad"
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"Now that I've bought this
"Now that I've bought this segway, I need to think of a way to look even dumber. Hmm..."
Being Rich So Rules
"I'm going to poke this ball with this stick, because why shouldn't I? I'm richer than God, so you will all tell me how awesome I am. Then, I will sit around and enjoy my gigantic piles of money. Again, because I *can*."
Not a magician...
An illusionist.
Fuck you all, nowhere in the
Fuck you all, nowhere in the rules of croquet does it say I have to walk.
"Oh, you mean the other guys
"Oh, you mean the other guys bought their segways because of 'polio?!' Whoops! My bad"