Caption this: MandaX's notepad edition

I always get inordinately excited at this time of year--leaves are falling, holidays are approaching, and I get to order a new planner calendar for work. This year it's even better than usual: When I opened up my new calendar refill, I found I was the lucky recipient of a FREE OFFER!

Apparently $calendarcompany will send me a Memo Tray with 100 Personalized Memos--an $8.00 U.S. Value!--if I mail them a postcard with an answer to their blissfully short marketing survey. Yes, I said "an answer." It's a one-question survey. The question is numbered "1." I love that.

Anyway, I can personalize my FREE! notepad with one line of text, up to 25 characters long. That's where you helper monkeys come in. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: What should my awesome FREE GIFT say?

(cross-posted to LiveJournal, because you all are funny, but you're not the only funny people I know)