The unbearable lightness of being PJ

PlasticJesus: i just cut myself on orzo
Ajax-: You should let it thaw out first.
mule: PlasticJesus: that takes talent
PlasticJesus: well, it's just that I am I
PlasticJesus: and this is the type of shit that i do
PlasticJesus: and i really does, mule. i'm pretty proud of myself
PlasticJesus: cooked orzo, nonetheless
mule: what kind of pantywaist do you have to be to be lacerated by cooked orzo?
PlasticJesus: apparently we've not met before...hi, i'm plasticjesus. it's a pleasure.
mule: I'd shake your hand, but I might hurt you