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Who should play MandaX in the movie?
Helena Bonham Carter
42% (5 votes)
Nia Vardalos
25% (3 votes)
D___ B________
25% (3 votes)
Queen Latifah
0% (0 votes)
Other (specify, comments, yada yada)
8% (1 vote)
Total votes: 12
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Well, duh
Not just any ol' Helena Bonham Carter, either -- the Fight Club Helena Bonham Carter, only instead of smoking, she beats up smokers.
I just read that HBC is
I just read that HBC is starring in Sweeney Todd with Johnny Depp, so she has my vote.
Tee hee.
I was thinking more of the Howards End HBC, if only because I've always wanted my hair to do that, but then I wouldn't get to say things like "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." I guess I'll have to see Sweeney Todd, which by all rights ought to be a mashup of those two characters of hers.
Nia Vardalos FTW!
Anyway if D___ B________ plays her, I won't be able to see the movie. So screw that.
So I guess I'm a bad person.
I voted for Drew Barrymore just to upset you. Before you even voted!
From hell's heart I stab at thee!
I figured somebody would.
Softballs
Gotta swing at the slow ones down the middle.
Selma Blair.
Selma Blair.
Flatterer.
I doubt I look much like her, though.
No, you don't really. It's
No, you don't really. It's an attitude thing. Which is good.
Bad comparison
I'd've bought the comparison with, say, ten-years-ago Selma Blair, when she was amongst the Next Big Things, but has she done anything recently that wasn't the two-dimensional evil girlfriend of the main character/love interest who exists solely to provide a contrast to the blonde that eventually gets the boy?
But of course that's what
But of course that's what I'm talking about. Living in the past is where it's at!
Insufficient Data
I've seen only one picture of MandaX and it does not provide enough for me to make a proper judgement.
Oh, I could make suppositions, I could say "knowing what I know about MandaX I think she looks like CelebrityX" but frankly I'm not that clever.
You got to put the kibble where the slow dogs can get some, y'hear?
Aye, there's the rub.
If you peruse my photobucket you'll see a few more examples, but one of the better ones is here. (You can use that one to cast mule's part as well.) Sorry about the resolution, I was pretty new to the whole posting photos online thing.
Hmmmmm... now I really don't
Hmmmmm... now I really don't know. But yeah, probably HBC.
How about...
Sandra Bernhard? [runs]
Not a redhead, but...
You've known me this long and you still think I'd take that as an insult?