"And after you press F1, you're going to want to stop for a moment and remember that the campus paper called your Romeo 'perhaps the finest that Ball State has ever seen,' then wonder how you landed in some dead-end job wearing a tie for people too stupid to find the Help command for themselves... Was it all just to please your father, or... No, sir, F1 is a key at the top left of your keyboard, not the letter F and the number 1. Oh, that? Nothing. I was just talking to a co-worker..."
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Oh MY!
"What *is* that beguiling scent?"
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"Mm hm... yeah..."
"And after you press F1, you're going to want to stop for a moment and remember that the campus paper called your Romeo 'perhaps the finest that Ball State has ever seen,' then wonder how you landed in some dead-end job wearing a tie for people too stupid to find the Help command for themselves... Was it all just to please your father, or... No, sir, F1 is a key at the top left of your keyboard, not the letter F and the number 1. Oh, that? Nothing. I was just talking to a co-worker..."
Hang on
Hang on, my eyebrows are interfering with the Bluetooth connection.
The Outsider
In between cold calls, the original Matt Dillon consoled himself by contemplating the details of his plan for gruesome revenge...
Jason stares blankly out the
Jason stares blankly out the window as he listens to that sad John Mayers song and sips a very teeny cup of tea.
*muffled Charley Brown Adult voice on other end of phone...*
"...Well, I guess that explain the sores *down there* ... shit, my girlfriend is gonna be SO pissed."